Rarely do I do (or forget to do) something that isn’t immediately followed by a seemingly endless string of “god-fucking-dammits.”

You pretty, me no talk good

spencerfacts:

Fun Fact of The Day: In a recent study, it was proven that when when men speak to women, their active IQ actually drops in proportion to how attractive they found the woman, with some men forgetting such basic information as their address or home phone number. So when you’re chatting up a foxy lady, and you keep telling yourself “maybe I don’t sound as stupid as I think do,” well, you just might.

fuccthedevil:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

Dude it’s not just stuntmen. Most of these are Buster Keaton. Buster Keaton deserves your upmost respect always. Not only did he do all these stunts himself, he wrote, directed, and starred in most all of his movies. And his stunts are so extra fantastic because he learned a lot of his “movie magic” tricks from Houdini, his close family friend. Basically, Buster Keaton is the best.

I got bored and made alfredo sauce out of a cauliflower last night.

I should be on a cooking show, or something.

tastefullyoffensive:

Your move, Subway. [x]

That’s when you get a bus shaped like a sub.  It all works out!  Sub bus is even a palindrome!

tastefullyoffensive:

Your move, Subway. [x]

That’s when you get a bus shaped like a sub.  It all works out!  Sub bus is even a palindrome!

Why do we even let you be a state?

hauskatfacts:

Fun Fact of the Day: Of all 50 states in the union, Alaska, on average, has the least stamina in the bedroom, usually lasting 3 minutes and under. Because the rest of us needed more reasons to not be in Alaska.

Down right Irresponsible

hauskatfacts:

Fun Fact of the Day: On average, every time your heart beats, 3 children are born. Moral of the story: Work on that resting heartbeat, we have a population crisis.

Is it Cthulu? It’s Probably Cthulu.

hauskatfacts:

Fun Fact of The Day: Ohio, has churned out more astronauts than any other state in the union, or specific region of any other country, topping out at 22 astronauts. What great evil lurks in the heart of the Buckeye state that it drives men to space?

boehnerpartay:

whatawaytobeginitall:

hmsvictory:

globalsnapthoughts:

What Europeans Really Think of One Another
Take a second to actually digest this chart. It’s pretty funny!
Source: Pew Research Global Attitudes Project “The New Sick Man of Europe: the European Union

the ango-french and greece-german hate were my fav

France sees itself as the most and least arrogant country…

let’s be real though france sees itself as everything


Anyone notice how Poland said Germany is both the most and least trustworthy?

boehnerpartay:

whatawaytobeginitall:

hmsvictory:

globalsnapthoughts:

What Europeans Really Think of One Another

Take a second to actually digest this chart. It’s pretty funny!

Source: Pew Research Global Attitudes Project “The New Sick Man of Europe: the European Union

the ango-french and greece-german hate were my fav

France sees itself as the most and least arrogant country…

let’s be real though france sees itself as everything

Anyone notice how Poland said Germany is both the most and least trustworthy?